December 2010
27 posts
Here's the thing about New Years.
New Years isn’t exciting until you’re old enough to get drunk and spray champagne all over someone elses house. When I was a kid I don’t think I ever stayed awake for one ball drop. I could never pull myself together to stay up late enough to say Happy New Year in a timely fashion… Apparently no one ever thought to wake me up at 11:59. Bastards…. Anyway, the point is...
today is my anniversary.
My boyfriend is exponentially better than everyone elses.
Dear Sarah,
Please stop working so much so you are able to have a me.
Regards,
Life.
life:
why you suck so much?
a few things:
1. you are a perpetrator of having bad tattoos. if i were a poor, starving tattoo artist i wouldn’t tattoo you for $5.
2. i don’t really know how to cite pictures for this project, and i don’t really know if i need to… i’m probably going to fail.
thats all.
Dear Dexter Finale,
I did not like you. You were not action packed enough for me, and I wish Deb would have seen Dexter. I was looking forward to a twist at the end, and Lumen leaving was just not enough. It was such a crazy season, and you just left me on a really, really, really low note. Incongruity detected.
Love/Hate,
Sarah.
ouch.
I have insufferable chest pains. I either:
1. Burnt my esophagus.
2. Have an upper respiratory infection.
3. Am dying.
Further analysis for diagnosis is needed.
Here in the electric dusk your naked lover
tips the glass high and the ice cubes fall against her teeth.
It's beautiful Susan, her hair sticky with gin,
Our Lady of Wet Glass-Rings on the Album Cover,
streaming with hatred in the heat
as the record falls and the snake-band chords begin
to break like terrible news from the Rolling Stones,
and such a last light—full of spheres and zones.
August,
...
“We can’t imagine the shape of our fate, that’s for sure.”
Phew.
I’m finallllly getting a christmas plan together. I would feel better about this if I had any money to spend on said plan.
Balls.
Yes, Shannon.. I will do this.
INSTRUCTIONS: Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Copy this into your NOTES.
Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety,
Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or only read an excerpt, and of those underline the ones you still intend to finish some day!
For extra credit: * the ones you...